It Must be a Boy

I was looking at some pictures taken of me recently. I was not happy with what I saw. I looked and felt bloated. They were not very flattering pics of me.
Seeing the pictures made me comment to DH that I must be having a boy. In the Philippines, it is a common saying that if a pregnant lady is glowingly beautiful, then she much be carrying a girl. If she starts to look less beautiful, then she must be having a boy.
And this is what DH had to say about that...
"Sure, blame it on the baby!"

Ugh! Boy, did I punch him in the arm! Can someone hand me the best eye wrinkle cream there is so I can at least try and beautify myself?! LOL!