Getting Re-Acquainted with Jillian

Do you know Jillian? Jillian Michaels? That hardcore trainer from The Biggest Loser? I am determined to make her my new best friend! Seriously.
She will motivate me. She will push me to my limits. She will train my body to become the best it can be. She will steer me clear of quick weight loss fixes like adapexin-p.
I have vowed to meet with her everyday for the next 30 days. I will listen to her. I will follow her lead. I will believe her when she says that I can do it.
I can do this! I have to.